miércoles, 3 de junio de 2009

EL MUSICAL DE LOS SIMIOS


Piko, desde Zagreb, me manda este pedazo de Pasado:


Y, para no perder detalle, he aquí la transcripción:


Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape.
Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk!
Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
Troy: And I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
Chimp Nurse: Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy: What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy.
Troy: I want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy.
Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Oh, Dr. Zaius!
Orangutan 1: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy: Can I play the piano any more?
Dr. Zaius: Of course you can!
Troy: Well I couldn't before.(plays piano)
Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Troy: I hate every ape I see,From chimpan-A to chimpanzee,No, you'll never make a monkey out of me! (Statue of Liberty rises) O my God! I was wrong!It was Earth, all along!You've finally made a monkey,
Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey,
Troy: Yes you've
Troy & Apes: finally made a monkey out of me!
Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

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